Maw, Paw and I trucked on down to the Bagdad theater pub over in the Hawthorne district. We ignored the Democratic presidential candidate hopeful (Dennis Kucinich) who was canvassing the line. (I prefer watching him on Bill Maher, not between me and my $3 admission ticket.) We ordered a pizza and lugged a pitcher of ruby ale into a theater of trans-euphratic majesty. Want to see the mid-east in its glory? Turn off Fox News and hang out at Bagdad.